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Swipe Right with Deathsex Bloodbath

by Deathsex Bloodbath

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Erin It's a transgressive take on classic rock, incorporating some of the more radical sounds of the era with a radical tinge that's unheard of. Favorite track: Rehabilitate Me.
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funkcutter gettin sweaty listening to your new groove thang, yam yam.
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1.
(intro) 00:25
2.
Let's Fuck! 03:15
It’s like I’ve never been so excited, The riot in my heart has been incited, I’ve been waiting all this time for such a hot date But I’m kinda tired of being kept on a hot plate Let’s fuck up the bankers and the Tories and fascists Let’s fuck up the sexists and the racists and classists Let’s fuck in the name of sex positivity Let’s fuck like it’s our favourite activity Let’s fuck! Come over to mine Let’s fuck! Like all of the time Let’s fuck! I’ll film it on my phone Let’s fuck! Until my parents come home I’ve seen your face since I first moved to Coventry I’ve dreamt a thousand times of having your cock in me Each text I sent and every emoji Contains the subtext “won’t you come and bone me?” But every time, you seem to miss it I think it’s time I made it explicit I want you to come and visit Let’s fuck and we’ll make it exquisite Let’s fuck! Come over to mine Let’s fuck! Like all of the time Let’s fuck! I’ll film it on my phone Let’s fuck! Until my parents come home Let’s fuck! Come over to mine Let’s fuck! Like all of the time Let’s fuck! I’ll film it on my phone Let’s fuck! Until my parents come home Let’s fuck! Come over to mine Let’s fuck! Like all of the time Let’s fuck! I’ll film it on my phone Let’s fuck! Until my parents come home And when we’re done we’ll fuck the kyriarchy Fuck the hegemony and the hierarchy Fuck the gender roles that trap and divide us Fuck the voices that marginalise us Let’s fuck!
3.
I would suck your cock tonight But I won’t get these trousers dirty And the poppers are flowing But my night is going Pretty badly for a man over 30 You want me to lick your ass and suck your balls And beat you in two out of three falls? Well baby let’s get back to the bedroom ‘cause these cramped confines won’t give me no headroom And a fine romance this is With no kissing Why don’t you take me home, so I can get you alone And show you what you have been missing? I would go down on you tonight, yeah I’m down, ‘cause you’re hot and we’ve both been drinking, But though you’re beautiful, this cubicle Is not the first date of which I was thinking. You want me to stroke your back and lick your clit And act like I actually give a shit? Well baby let’s get out of this club And I can paw you I can claw you like a tiger cub And a fine romance this is With no kissing Why don’t you take me home, so I can get you alone And show you what you have been missing? Oh honey, can’t you see That I can’t feel lust in a vacuum Take me where I’m meant to be Where we’re both inebriated And nicely lubricated And we’re not in this deathly bathroom You want me to tie you up and call your name and leave you bruised with whips and chains, scour your soul and blow your mind, leave contusions on your behind, stroke your hair and pat your head, scratch your back and bite your neck, pound you til your face is wet, leave wet stains all over my bed. Make me sigh and make me sweat, make me forget everybody that I’ve ever met, hold me close and make me wet and tell me everything that I am gonna get. Kick your ass and kiss your face, touch you in an unknown place, a masterstroke like a fairy fella and sing the whole thing in a capella.
4.
Drag King 01:59
Moustache, must dash got places to be Fake beard doesn’t feel weird to me Superhero In disguise, it’s time My superhero powers are just being sublime I’ll wear my strap on cock And dance around a lot Enjoying the privileges of patriarchy Fuck all the zeros and fuck the binary Standing out, being out, throat is tight Being proud poised ready for a fight Standing tall, head up, dressing down Next in line I’m going to take that crown I’ll wear my strap on cock And dance around a lot Enjoying the privileges of patriarchy Just get ready for all of the anarchy You will make a great queen my dear I will be your king, the best couple of queers Hand in hand, not forgetting our station Gonna prepare for world domination I’ll wear my strap on cock And dance around a lot Enjoying the privileges of patriarchy Fuck all the zeros and fuck the binary I’ll wear my strap on cock And dance around a lot Enjoying the privileges of patriarchy
5.
Do Better 03:01
Act One: I’m working for a wizard And he makes me sort eye of newt from wing of lizard I live in a cell, fed only bread and water And I’m made to have sex with the magician’s daughter But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? (“No!”) It’s a mixed-up world and I’m glad we’re together But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? No! You can do better! Do better! Do better! Do better! Act Two: I’m living in an attic Maybe the world’s moved on but I am static And I guess I should be accustomed to my new life And I guess I should be happy for his new wife But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? (“No!”) It’s a mixed-up world and I’m glad we’re together But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? No! You can do better! Do better! Do better! Do better! Act Three: This guy speaks my language There’s a content note before he shares his anguish And he lives rent-free, can’t afford to pay me And if I don’t go out I guess he must’ve tamed me But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? (“No!”) It’s a mixed-up world and I’m glad we’re together But don’t you think I’m lucky to have him? No! You can do better! Do better! Do better! Do better! I’m so bad at seeing (I’m so bad at seeing) signs, tells and signifiers Where the love seems warm (where the love seems warm) but really, it’s just fires But that’s their power (but that’s their power) – act like coal, seem like diamonds Here’s to the free (here’s to the free) – here’s to the survivors
6.
I woke up this morning and I could only think of my next hit Things are getting kinda messy, burning bridges, looking for an exit But maybe I can start to change Before I get more deranged This isn't how I want to be But I need someone to help me (So I'm asking) Rehabilitate me, I need a fix Be patient with me, see if it sticks Because I neeeeeeeeeed to get better Rehabilitate me, yeah, help me dude Because I've got a little tired of my attitude And so has everyone around me I hate who I am and there's no way to fix it So panic, panic, panic, panic I'm scared about Trump and Theresa and Brexit So panic, panic, panic, panic I reaped the seeds of discontent when I was drunk at the allotment I didn't know what I wanted, only knew what I did not want But sowing hateful seeds is the reason There's a bitter harvest every season But maybe I can change the scene Maybe I can get clean Rehabilitate me, I need a fix Be patient with me, see if it sticks Because I neeeeeeeeeed to get better Rehabilitate me, yeah, help me dude Because I've got a little tired of my attitude And so has everyone around me I checked my privilege, so why aren't I happy? Panic, panic, panic, panic My bank account's low and my wages are crappy So panic, panic, panic, panic How can I live in a world so vampiric? Panic, panic, panic, panic (Switchblade, can you help me finish these lyrics) Panic, panic, panic, panic Panic, panic, panic, panic

about

Just when you thought it was safe to get back on Bandcamp, Deathsex Bloodbath strike lust into your hearts once more.

Recorded at the Moonbase with additional recording at Big Al's Telephone XXXChange, Deathsex Bloodbath bring you shiny happy poppy glammy punk songs about abuse, rehabilitation, destroying the patriarchy and navigating dating apps. Also we say "fuck" about 30 times on one song but I think we smoothed it over with Mega Records.

And why are we back on Mega Records? A recent takeover of the Mega Records assets at an auction alerted the new owners to a contractual obligation. So here we are.

'Swipe Right With Deathsex Bloodbath' comes in 3 formats:
- download
- CD with sexy design by our extremely graphic design team
- or a GOLDEN BOX SET featuring ALL OUR MEGA RECORDS ALBUMS IN ONE CASE. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is only available in ONE copy and you will become the owner of the DSB back catalogue 1998-2009. Re-release it? Give it to the people for free? Keep it all to yourself? The choice is yours.

credits

released June 16, 2018

PERFORMERS ONLINE NOW:

JUSTIN APPROPRIATE
lead & rhythm guitar, gang vocals, claps, foley editing

MASOKISS
bass, gang vocals, claps

SADOGASM
vocals, keyboards, gang vocals, claps, design, guitar

SORORICIDE
drums, percussion, gang vocals, claps

SWITCHBLADE
vocals, gang vocals, claps

Lyrics by Sadogasm & Switchblade
Music by Deathsex

Produced, directed, mixed and mingled
by Jon Moonbear at the Moonbase

Executive producer Donny Matrix

Telephony support by Big Al

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Deathsex Bloodbath coventry, UK

Coventry's number one glam-garage sex-and-violence dreamboats/shipwrecks.

Deathsex Bloodbath were the biggest rock band of the 90s and 00s. With their releases still in limbo due to the liquidation of Mega Records, Bandcamp hosts re-recorded classics from their career.

Line-up: Sadogasm (guitar, vocals), Switchblade (vocals), Justin Appropriate (guitar), Masokiss (bass), Sororicide (drums).
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