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lyrics

The cord of my dressing gown hangs from my bedroom door
And is rife with possibilities for people who want more
For me, there is no company and nothing on TV
That can compare to this temptation, this desire in front of me
The hotel chambermaid or porter, I do not wish to upset
When they come to find me hanging when they change my pillow set
But their imaginary feelings I can’t render, or protect
I feel the noose around my neck and I’m already erect
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

I’m like that guy out of ‘Kill Bill’, you know, the one with the wild hair
I’m like Michael Hutchence following an argument about child care (well, allegedly)
Some people like to toke, do heroin or coke
I’m just an ordinary bloke who likes to wank while I choke
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

There’s a creaking of the doorframe and a cracking of the woodstain
And a bulging of my neck veins but you know I cannot abstain
‘Cause I know that I won’t croak thanks to a simple tug or choke
The ultimate joke is it’s money shot for old rope
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

Can you explain this fascination, this mental association
Of a form of excitation that requires concentration
Of a type of suffocation linking up with jubilation
Of a form of masturbation that leads to life’s cessation
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

The rope is very tight now and it’s very late at night
And my throat is feeling closed now but I know I’m very close now
But the floor is too far off... I can’t even scream, or cough
And I won’t even get to finish myself off...
And as my vision’s getting blurry I think “at least I’m not a furry”
And if this ejaculation will result in my cremation
Then my daughter, at my funeral, when people come to thank her,
Will simply shrug and say “hey, my father was a wanker”
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

I am what Milosevic and John Thomas had in common- I’m just well hung
Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank, Asphyxiwank, asphyxiwank

credits

from Golden Showers: The Very Best of Deathsex Bloodbath, released August 29, 2014
Lyrics by Caitred, Kyly Sexualised and Sadogasm.
Music by Caitred, Masokiss, Sadogasm and Sororicide.

Additional performers - The Anti-Douche League (choir vocals)

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Deathsex Bloodbath coventry, UK

Coventry's number one glam-garage sex-and-violence dreamboats/shipwrecks.

Deathsex Bloodbath were the biggest rock band of the 90s and 00s. With their releases still in limbo due to the liquidation of Mega Records, Bandcamp hosts re-recorded classics from their career.

Line-up: Sadogasm (guitar, vocals), Switchblade (vocals), Justin Appropriate (guitar), Masokiss (bass), Sororicide (drums). ... more

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