One Christmas Night

by Deathsex Bloodbath

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Deathsex Bloodbath's 2014 Christmas single.

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Christmas Day, 9am
Presents come out of their wrappers
Last night they say Rudolph pulled Santa's sleigh
And it seems as if you pulled a cracker
And your mum is expecting you for breakfast
In your Christmas jumper so bland
But you're nine miles away in an unknown locale
For a Christmas one-night stand

Christmas sex, Christmas sex,
Can you hear the drummer a-drumming?
Last night Santa Claus came to town
He wasn't the only one cumming
Six mulled wines in Inspire and two more in the Tin
Then she asked "who's the best Christmas band?"
So hoorah, Pogues and Slade, coz their songs got you laid
On a Christmas one-night stand

It was 11pm in the drunk tank
I was wearing my Christmas stockings
Saw a guy, close to me, stood by the Christmas tree
And I invited him to come rocking
Well I didn't mind sharing a taxi
Or when you asked if you could stay
But now leave through the window, my parents can't find you, on Christmas Day

Christmas sex, Christmas sex,
Can you hear the drummer a-drumming?
Last night Santa Claus came to town
He wasn't the only one cumming
Six mulled wines in Inspire and two more in the Tin
Then she asked "who's the best Christmas band?"
So hoorah, Pogues and Slade, coz their songs got you laid
On a Christmas one-night stand

The table will need to be laid (Lay me)
The Christmas songs need to be played (play me)
I kind of wish you hadn't stayed (me too)
Um, not that it wasn't good but - (don't call me I'll call you)

Christmas sex, Christmas sex,
Can you hear the drummer a-drumming?
Last night Santa Claus came to town
He wasn't the only one cumming
Six mulled wines in Inspire and two more in the Tin
Then she asked "who's the best Christmas band?"
So hoorah, Pogues and Slade, coz their songs got you laid
On a Christmas one-night stand
So hoorah, Pogues and Slade, coz their songs got you laid
On a Christmas one-night stand

credits

released December 15, 2014
Caitred - vocals
Justin Appropriate - lead guitars
Masokiss - bass
Sororicide - drums
Sadogasm - vocals, rhythm guitar & everything else

Produced and recorded by Submistress and Justin Appropriate
Mixed and mastered by Justin Appropriate
Cover art by Caitred

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Deathsex Bloodbath coventry, UK

Coventry's number one glam-garage sex-and-violence dreamboats/shipwrecks.

Deathsex Bloodbath were the biggest rock band of the 90s and 00s. With their releases still in limbo due to the liquidation of Mega Records, Bandcamp hosts re-recorded classics from their career.

Line-up: Sadogasm (guitar, vocals), Switchblade (vocals), Justin Appropriate (guitar), Masokiss (bass), Sororicide (drums).
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