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I’ve been thinking of you, girl, since that college work placement
I’ve looked all over town to see where your pretty face went
And baby, now we’ve met, you should bed me on Facebook
-I meant add me. But c’mon girl, don’t give me that chaste look
Girl if you’re not busy then come over to mine
We could watch a DVD and maybe open some wine
And put our hands around each other and make with some kissing
And as we move into the bedroom-
Error! Some text is missing

It’s text sex by auto correct
It says I’ve got nice pecs, but it means, I want sex
It’s text sex by auto correct
It says that I’m dreck but I mean I’m erect

I’ve been trying to get busy round this auto-correction
But it turns ‘throbbing erection’ into ‘police election’
And you’ll really get into it when I’m dangling my bollocks
-I mean, hanging up those pictures. Those rare Jackson Pollocks!
An idle conversation on last night’s TV listings
Can turn into a gruelling chat about fisting
And it turns me into Scrabble when I’m trying to be Shabba
It says “do you like anal”, I meant “do you like Abba?”

It’s text sex by auto correct
I do not have a massive duck, I am not kissing your Next
It’s text sex by auto correct
It says I’ve got nice pecs but I mean I want sex

And while it’s never gonna happen using this HTC
I’m trying to put you into a world of ecstasy
I should get an iPhone 5 and tell Siri
To compose some kind of sexy text for me
But she’s only gonna turn it into something unsavoury
Like ‘vibing sex toy’ turning into ‘wolf from Tex Avery’
I say “Siri, tell her I’m moving to the clitoris”
But she won’t understand and she’ll cast a vote for Boris.

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Deathsex Bloodbath coventry, UK

Coventry's number one glam-garage sex-and-violence dreamboats/shipwrecks.

Deathsex Bloodbath were the biggest rock band of the 90s and 00s. With their releases still in limbo due to the liquidation of Mega Records, Bandcamp hosts re-recorded classics from their career.

Line-up: Sadogasm (guitar, vocals), Switchblade (vocals), Justin Appropriate (guitar), Masokiss (bass), Sororicide (drums).
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